Clinton, Clancy or Koontz?

I can’t validate the source, but certain elements line up with what is known.  Is this made up by Hillary Clinton, Tom Clancy or Dean Koontz?  As you read you will want to know that a Davy Crockett is a nuclear mortar.

Bad enough that some of this is believable, worse if any is true, terrifying if even half of it is true.  May God have mercy on us all.